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ELM Celebrates Six Months And Promptly Pisses Off for A Week

Cast your mind back to March of this year. Gordon Brown was Prime Minister, everyone was worried about the so-called ‘credit crunch’ and Amy Winehouse was a fixture in the tabloid papers, looking increasingly drugged-up and filthy. Ah, the memories. It seems so long ago….

Well, it doesn’t, because it was, in effect, five minutes ago. But we still thought it was something worth mentioning. We here at ELM have been pleasantly surprised (or, more accurately, f*cking astonished) at the readership we’ve built up in that time. And we hope that we have, so far, managed to keep you entertained.

Not that we expect to get our cocks sucked for it, mind. The Onion has been going for 13 years. We’ve done six months. We are aware that we are not out of short trousers yet.

But one thing we do want to do is go on holiday. Frankly, I think we have earned it. So, we are taking a wee mini-break. But over the week, we will be leaving you with some of our work you may have missed previously. All right, we are re-cycling old stuff. But it’s good old stuff. And it’ll keep you entertained till we get back.

Normal society resumes 20th September.


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