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Secret Gig Alert – The Kooks Are Playing King Tuts In Glasgow Next Friday

Bottle of fetid urine? Check.

Satchel of hand grenades? Check.

Gang of angry locals clutching burning torches chanting ‘Burn the talentless!’? Check.

Some form of music player playing The Velvet Underground to play to the deluded queueing? Check.

Milk bottle full of petrol and lighter? Check.

Lastly, box full of condoms because there is no way we can allow fans of this band to breed? Not yet, I’ll nip into Superdug on the way.

Right chaps, we are sorted. Let’s deal with this evil.

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6 Responses

  1. could I suggest kidnap and then dropping them into the Mariana Trench ; 8 tons of pressure per square inch should do the rest.

  2. What is it with British guitar bands beginning with “K” these days?!!

  3. They are all ‘kunts’. Ho ho ho!

  4. and they can suck ma kock. That actually looks kinda Dutch, don’t it?

  5. HW ,
    have you started thinking about a career in ” confirmed bachelorhood ” and interior design or something !!

  6. Well, I AM “good with colours” Dusty. And “Enjoy shopping”.
    No, actually, I am an unreconstructed hetero monster who hates poofs.

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